The Omnivorous Geek

This is from zalein. Boy, you guys know exactly what to do to make me feel better, don't you? Make me pretty/hilarious pictures! (This one makes more sense if you've read The Fine Art of the PB&J, so you're aware of Dean's reaction to his first experience with a certain crack-like substance.)

I laughed so freaking hard at this.

( No more for you, kid. )

Me: No, brain, NO! There will be no ShepnSam 'verse! JacknDean is enough for any fangirl!

Brain: Hahaha, look at you, already uploaded a John Sheppard icon and everything...

Me: But I don't even like SGA that much! I never even put in the slight effort to borrow Season 3 from someone who owns it!

Brain: Doesn't matter, girl.

Me: grumbles and kicks at things

This is the conversation that's been happening in my head EVERY SINGLE DAY.

Sam: I want in I want in! Let me into the JacknDean ‘Verse! It’ll be so much fun! Jack and Dean will flummox me with their nuttiness and I’ll flummox them with my intelligence and me and Daniel will be instant BFFs. C’mon c’mon, you know you want to!

( Oh, it goes on )

Fandom: Supernatural/SG-1
Title: The Fine Art of the PB&J
Author: Maychorian
Characters: Jack O’Neill, Dean Winchester, John Winchester
Category: Crossover, Gen, Humor
Rating: K+/PG
Spoilers: Previous stories in ‘verse
Summary: Dean was only trying to help, but Jack O’Neill has his own way of doing things. The way of the Peanut Butter Zen.
Word Count: 1687
Disclaimer: Pffft. Ownership is overrated, anyway. ::eats her sour grapes::
Author’s Note: Hmm, this crossover series is rather obsessed with food, isn’t it? (For the curious, Jack’s theories in this fic are, indeed, my own.) Part of the JACKNDEAN! ‘Verse.

( The Fine Art of the PB&J )

Fandom: Supernatural/SG-1
Title: Gone Fishin’
Author: Maychorian
Characters: Jack O’Neill, Dean Winchester
Category: Gen, Crossover
Rating: T/PG13 (language)
Spoilers: Previous story in the series, SG-1 3.09, SPN 1.17.
Summary: Just a couple of guys and a lake that supposedly has fish in it, somewhere.
Word Count: 1635
Disclaimer: Can you really own the force of nature that is JacknDean? You may as well try to catch a war in a bottle. And why would you want to? Much more fun to let them roam free.
Author’s Note: Sequel to “Corner of Your Eye,” but should be readable without reading that one first. Set before “Cold and Lonely Watch.”

( Gone Fishin’ )

Sorry for posting so much today, but lookit, lookit! ::points at icon:: moonshayde Made a Jack and Dean icon! JUST FOR ME! Isn't that just too awesome for words? Oh, I love it I love it I love it. I love the coloring, and their stance, the way they seem comfortable with each other, and the way they're staring out at the viewer in this kind of challenging way, all like, "Yeah, we are scary badass alien/ghost-hunters who happen to like guns and knives and pie, you wanna make something of it?" Oh, man, I love it so much.

Now I need to, like, write a story, so I can use it. I need to write LOTS AND LOTS of stories with Jack and Dean, because this icon needs to be all over the internet.

In conclusion, SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.

Fandom: Supernatural/Stargate SG-1
Title: Corner of Your Eye
Author: Maychorian
Characters: Jack O'Neill, Dean Winchester
Category: Action/Adventure, Hurt/Comfort, Gen, Crossover, Angst
Rating: T/PG-13
Spoilers: Pilot for SPN, up to Season 9 for SG-1
Summary: Jack O'Neill is not very good at being retired. Dean Winchester is not very good at staying out of trouble. And there's something lurking in these here woods….
Word Count: 3060
Disclaimer: As soon as I own them, you'll know. Oh yes, yes, the day is coming.
Author’s Note: Extra long for the win! I almost split this up into two chapters, but then I didn’t. Aren’t you glad?

Complete chapter list: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14

The story is also available in one document on my website: Corner of Your Eye

( Part 13 )

Fandom: Supernatural/Stargate SG-1
Title: Corner of Your Eye
Author: Maychorian
Characters: Jack O'Neill, Dean Winchester
Category: Action/Adventure, Hurt/Comfort, Gen, Crossover, Angst
Rating: T/PG-13
Spoilers: Pilot for SPN, up to Season 9 for SG-1
Summary: Jack O'Neill is not very good at being retired. Dean Winchester is not very good at staying out of trouble. And there's something lurking in these here woods….
Word Count: 1708
Disclaimer: As soon as I own them, you'll know. Oh yes, yes, the day is coming.
Author’s Note: Hee! I used the F-word in a fic! Another first for me. ::twirls:: Yeah, just warning you, in case it matters.

Complete chapter list: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14

The story is also available in one document on my website: Corner of Your Eye

( Part 11 )

I think I'm over halfway done with this story now. I'm thinking maybe twelve, thirteen, fourteen chapters altogether. I've been having a little trouble pulling the plot together, especially since Dean would still much rather ANGST instead of snarking at Jack like I want him to, but I think I've got it now.

Fandom: Supernatural/Stargate Xover!
Title: Corner of Your Eye
Author: Maychorian
Characters: Jack O'Neill, Dean Winchester
Category: Action/Adventure, Hurt/Comfort, Gen, Crossover, Angst (how many more do you think I can get out of this?)
Rating: T/PG-13
Spoilers: Pilot for SPN, up to Season 9 for SG-1
Summary: Jack O'Neill is not very good at being retired. Dean Winchester is not very good at staying out of trouble. And there's something lurking in these here woods….
Word Count: 1721
Disclaimer: As soon as I own them, you'll know. Oh yes, yes, the day is coming.
Author’s Note: OMG INNUENDO. Is this possibly the dirtiest thing I’ve ever written? It just might be. Not that that’s hard, exactly. And this is still gen, I swear.

Complete chapter list: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14

The story is also available in one document on my website: Corner of Your Eye

( Part 9 )

Dang, it's been almost a week since I posted a chapter for Corner of Your Eye. That is too long.

I'm working on the next one, but the second part is being slightly more stubborn than the first part, so I don't know how long it will be. But I really thought this little exchange of dialogue was cute, so here it is, just to prove that I'm accomplishing things and not being completely lazy.

( spoilery for an upcoming chapter of a FANFIC, you guys, C'MON! But I'm still lj-cutting it because I'm just that nice. It's kind of a mini-drabble. )