The Omnivorous Geek

My birthday was fantastic. On Sunday I played D&D with my friends and ate raspberry jello cake. On Monday you guys gave me like a thousand amazing fics and that continued for a bit, and that night Jill and I made new characters for a RPG called Hollow Earth and John gave me a sky lantern and we watched it fly away to the sky and that was awesome and beautiful. And on Tuesday I got a kitten. So yeah. Awesome twenty-seventh anniversary of being born. And I am SO gloating about my amazing friends, because LOOK WHAT YOU GUYS DID FOR ME. ::points below::

Besides fics, just_ruth and oatmeal_queen gave me V-gifts and wynefred and half_vulcan gave me graphics. (Also davincis_girl down below, which you definitely should NOT miss.) And dotfic wrote me a fic called Center of Balance for one my prompts on the Team Free Will schmoop meme, and ohhhhh it's amazing. ♥ ♥ ♥

You guys, you guys, I have the most awesome friends ever and I am gloating my butt off. I highly recommend every single thing on this list. READ THEM. You won't be sorry. I mean, just look at those names! It's like a Who's Who of fantastic writers! My flist is the best and I am totally taking credit for gathering you awesome people around me. You make my life so much better.

Still amnesty on all the remaining prompts. Forever amnesty. I will never be sorry to see one of those turn up somewhere.

SORRY TO TAKE UP LOTS OF ROOM ON YOUR FLIST WITH THIS AWESOMENESS. THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR BEING AWESOME FRIENDS. I'M NOT GOING TO CUT IT.

Supernatural:

Raised from the Depths by authoressnebula Human!Castiel (grace drained, fallen, whatever) experiences almost drowning. Not fun!

Boys Gone Wild by haruslex Team Free Will goes hiking to find some sort of artifact or something lost in the woods. Sam and Dean hate camping, as we all know, but Castiel seems to like the trees or the rocks or something. It's weird. Castiel is weird. Nice, though.

The Very Mature Adventures of Cas and Ruby (The 4-inch Edition) by alocine_89 Crack! Castiel gets shrunk. Dean carries him around in his pocket. And he will never, ever admit that he kinda likes having a literal shoulder angel. (Bonus: It happens in S4 and Ruby gets shrunk, too, so Sam has a shoulder demon. And they slap fight.)

I...have no idea what this is. I'm up past my bedtime, okay by haruslex Castiel has had enough of these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking astral plane.

Boom Boom Fireworks by gleeker13 Bobby has a backyard cookout for his boys. ♥

Motherfucking Snakes on an Astral Plane Part 2 by maskedfangirl Castiel has had enough of these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking astral plane.

Do Like a Dog by trifletrot Weechester or Teenchester: Sam and Dean go swimming.

untitled by sinnerforhire When Dean gets suddenly sick or injured in the middle of a training exercise, drill-sergeant John remembers to be a dad.

As Companion to Four Fingers by roque_clasique Dean injures both of his thumbs and suddenly can't do a lot of things like open doors, do up buttons, hold a remote, and so on. At first he hates having to depend on Sam to do so much for him, but he eventually gets used to it.

To Forget the Din of the World by ratherastory Castiel meets Missouri sometime in S4. She's way too smart to get her eyes burned up, and she's not scared to smack him on the head and tell him he's being an idiot for not following his conscience.

Important Decisions by caffienekitty Jo and Ellen run into the boys on a hunt. Afterward, they unwind with movies and pizza in the motel.

The Stranger by the_spice One reason John was so willing to fall on his sword in 2.1 was because he'd met Castiel and he knew someone would be looking after his boys.

Hamster House by de_nugis Something with hamsters.

Sweet Tooth of the Lord by elsewhere_kels Jelly beans! Also Twizzlers.

bubblegumisebilrawr by mello_mcqueen John hates bubblegum. He hates it. From now on, that stuff is banned.

Taste the Rainbow by lassiterfics 2010-06-28 07:41 pm (local) (link) Select
God mojoed Cas up just a leeetle too much when He rezzed him, and now Castiel makes flowers and candy appear everywhere he walks. It's more annoying than nice.

Leverage:

Untitled by authoressnebula Five times Eliot protected Hardison.

Not-Quite-Chicken Soup For The Soul by alocine_89 By now they should all be used to the weird things Parker says and does, but somehow they aren't. And she is NOT a good cook and Hardison will NOT lie to spare her feelings.

5 x Hugs by mymuseandi Five times someone on the team got a hug.

Square Peg by faithburke Okay, so they're not a normal family. Nate knows that. But sometimes he feels uncomfortably like a dad.

Iron Man:

Untitled by limegreenjillo Shockingly, Tony notices for once that Pepper is having a hard day. He makes her a sandwich as only he can.

Prison Break:

A Gift From Above by tahirire Michael has a bit of a breakdown and his cellie helps him.

Stargate: SG-1:

This Hallmark SG-1 moment is brought to you by Ancient Tech by zoemathemata SG-1: Daniel and Sam get hit with some sort of alien technology that makes them overly emotional. Cue extreme discomfort from Teal'c and Jack and the Wonder Twins crying on each other's shoulders.

Star Wars:

untitled by whistler_wren Young Master Obi-Wan takes brand-new Padawan Anakin on an excursion into the city for an afternoon. Lots of new things to see and experience for a boy from Tatooine, and Coruscant is big and bustling and amazing and pretty tiring after just a few hours. Obi-Wan starts to believe maybe he can have a relationship with this strange boy from the desert.

Criminal Minds:

Nobody needs to know by faithburke Garcia writes fanfiction. She'll never tell.

Crossovers:

SPN/Psych Sam & Shawn, post-case unshenanigans, PG by lassiterfics ...So psychics are real, huh?

SPN/Glee Ghosts by limegreenjillo Mercedes and Kurt prove that they are quite a bit fiercer than a ghost. Sam and Dean...don't have that much to do, actually.

SPN/Doctor Who: Allons-y by bellatemple Dean and Donna both have spazzy companions who are ancient, knowledgeable, spiky-haired, and wear long trench coats. (They also both have self-esteem issues despite their complete awesomeness, poor woobies.) THEY SHOULD MEET SOMEHOW.

DEAN AND DONNA ART by davincis_girl for the same prompt! :D

GUY GUYS GUYS! My gift got posted over at spn_summergen and it's AMAZING.

One of my prompts asked for a Middleman crossover, but I totally, totally wasn't expecting to get one. It was more a case of, "Well, might as well ask, just in case. Can't hurt anything."

BUT THEY WROTE IT.

They also used another prompt that I was very, very fond of.

And it's just perfect, I tell you, PERFECT. The dialog and the banter and the boys and MM and Wendy...just perfect. I could hear the voices in every word. Plus the casefile is cool.

I squeed and clapped. A lot. Bet you will too.

Fandom: Supernatural, one SPN/SW
Title: Two H/C and Three Humor Ficlets
Author: Maychorian
Characters: John, Mary, Dean, Bobby, Sam, Castiel, Obi-Wan
Category: Gen, Hurt/Comfort, Humor, Crossover
Rating: Up to PG13/T
Spoilers: None
Summary: Various ficlets written for prompts: Dean vs. wasps, Bobby patches up an injured Dean, ribbons, werewolves, Star Wars crossover with Obi-Wan and Castiel.
Word Count: None more than 800 words or so. ~2500 total.
Disclaimer: Tragically, they continue to not belong to me. :(
Author’s Note: With thanks to tahirire, i_speak_tongue, bellatemple, fox1013, jadeblood, and lita_of_jupiter.

( And Peach Pie for Dessert )

( Fuel Stop )

( That Time Again )

( We Won't Be Home Till Morning )

( You're an Angel of the...What? )

davincis_girl made some very cool art for Younger Son. Man, you guys just keep blowing me away with your talent and generosity! And now I have an icon which I will have to use, hmm? Time to start thinking about how to bring this into the JacknDean 'verse, I think.

Fandom: Supernatural/Stargate: Atlantis
Title: Younger Son
Author: Maychorian
Characters: John Sheppard, Sam Winchester, others
Category: Gen, Crossover, Crack
Rating: PG/K+
Spoilers: Pilot episodes for both shows, but that's about it.
Summary: McKay told him not to go in that room, but John Sheppard is at least half cat, with the same curiosity problem. Meanwhile, there's something in Sammy Winchester's closet.
Word Count: 2228
Disclaimer: Pretty sure they're not mine.
Author's Note: For kajahryujin, and cadencecascade, and everyone else who enabled me. This little prompt thing has mutated, but ShepnSam is not going to be a 'verse. THERE WILL BE NO 'VERSE.

( Younger Son )

Fandom: Supernatural/SG-1
Title: The Fine Art of the PB&J
Author: Maychorian
Characters: Jack O’Neill, Dean Winchester, John Winchester
Category: Crossover, Gen, Humor
Rating: T/PG-13
Spoilers: Previous stories in ‘verse
Summary: Dean was only trying to help, but Jack O’Neill has his own way of doing things. The way of the Peanut Butter Zen.
Word Count: 2228
Disclaimer: Pffft. Ownership is overrated, anyway. ::eats her sour grapes::
Author’s Note: Changed the rating because of f-bombs. I know almost nothing about fishing, so please to be either correcting or ignoring if you notice something stupid. Part of the JACKNDEAN! ‘Verse.

Part 1

( Part 2 )

Fandom: Supernatural/SG-1
Title: Gone Fishin’
Author: Maychorian
Characters: Jack O’Neill, Dean Winchester
Category: Gen, Crossover
Rating: T/PG13 (language)
Spoilers: Previous story in the series, SG-1 3.09, SPN 1.17.
Summary: Just a couple of guys and a lake that supposedly has fish in it, somewhere.
Word Count: 1635
Disclaimer: Can you really own the force of nature that is JacknDean? You may as well try to catch a war in a bottle. And why would you want to? Much more fun to let them roam free.
Author’s Note: Sequel to “Corner of Your Eye,” but should be readable without reading that one first. Set before “Cold and Lonely Watch.”

( Gone Fishin’ )

Fandom: Supernatural/Stargate SG-1
Title: Corner of Your Eye
Author: Maychorian
Characters: Jack O'Neill, Dean Winchester
Category: Action/Adventure, Hurt/Comfort, Gen, Crossover, Angst
Rating: T/PG-13
Spoilers: Pilot for SPN, up to Season 9 for SG-1
Summary: Jack O'Neill is not very good at being retired. Dean Winchester is not very good at staying out of trouble. And there's something lurking in these here woods….
Word Count: 1927
Disclaimer: As soon as I own them, you'll know. Oh yes, yes, the day is coming.
Author’s Note: At end.

Complete chapter list: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14

The story is also available in one document on my website: Corner of Your Eye

( Part 14 )

Fandom: Supernatural/Stargate SG-1
Title: Corner of Your Eye
Author: Maychorian
Characters: Jack O'Neill, Dean Winchester
Category: Action/Adventure, Hurt/Comfort, Gen, Crossover, Angst
Rating: T/PG-13
Spoilers: Pilot for SPN, up to Season 9 for SG-1
Summary: Jack O'Neill is not very good at being retired. Dean Winchester is not very good at staying out of trouble. And there's something lurking in these here woods….
Word Count: 1954
Disclaimer: As soon as I own them, you'll know. Oh yes, yes, the day is coming.
Author’s Note: Gearing up for the end here, folks. I know exactly where this story is going and what I want it to do, now, so I may very well have it finished in just a few days. Or not, you know, because I’m lazy and easily distracted.

Complete chapter list: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14

The story is also available in one document on my website: Corner of Your Eye

( Part 12 )

Fandom: Supernatural/Stargate
Title: Corner of Your Eye
Author: Maychorian
Characters: Jack O'Neill, Dean Winchester
Category: Action/Adventure, Hurt/Comfort, Gen, Crossover, Angst
Rating: T/PG-13
Spoilers: Pilot for SPN, up to Season 9 for SG-1
Summary: Jack O'Neill is not very good at being retired. Dean Winchester is not very good at staying out of trouble. And there's something lurking in these here woods….
Word Count: 2021
Disclaimer: As soon as I own them, you'll know. Oh yes, yes, the day is coming.
Author’s Note: Ah, finally, a PLOT appears! ::whistles and cheers::

Complete chapter list: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14

The story is also available in one document on my website: Corner of Your Eye

( Part 10 )