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maychorianSo, like, I don't usually click the featured thingies on the livejournal.com homepage. But I did this time, and I'm glad.
http://xlormp.livejournal.com/
The Most Popular Book in the World. It's about the obsessive love of a girl and a space alien. The girl's name is Friggin' Gorgeous. The alien's name is Xlormp. It's the most brilliant thing ever.
Quote from bio:
There were three thoughts I was thinking,
that I was absolutely positive were accurate thoughts:
One, Xlormp was a space alien.
Two, there was part of him, and probably it was
all of him, that wanted to blow up my planet.
And three, I was really, really hungry for quesadillas.
GO. GO AND READ, AND DELIGHT IN THE PERFECTION OF THIS PARODY.
I could only stomach about half of the first Twilight book before I gave it up as a very, very bad job. But just let me say, this is exactly right.
WHY ARE YOU HERE? GO READ!
http://xlormp.livejournal.com/
The Most Popular Book in the World. It's about the obsessive love of a girl and a space alien. The girl's name is Friggin' Gorgeous. The alien's name is Xlormp. It's the most brilliant thing ever.
Quote from bio:
There were three thoughts I was thinking,
that I was absolutely positive were accurate thoughts:
One, Xlormp was a space alien.
Two, there was part of him, and probably it was
all of him, that wanted to blow up my planet.
And three, I was really, really hungry for quesadillas.
GO. GO AND READ, AND DELIGHT IN THE PERFECTION OF THIS PARODY.
I could only stomach about half of the first Twilight book before I gave it up as a very, very bad job. But just let me say, this is exactly right.
WHY ARE YOU HERE? GO READ!
