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maychorian ([personal profile] maychorian) wrote2008-09-05 01:50 pm
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AHAHAHAHA! I may die of happiness! That would be sad. :(

So, like, I don't usually click the featured thingies on the livejournal.com homepage. But I did this time, and I'm glad.

http://xlormp.livejournal.com/

The Most Popular Book in the World. It's about the obsessive love of a girl and a space alien. The girl's name is Friggin' Gorgeous. The alien's name is Xlormp. It's the most brilliant thing ever.

Quote from bio:

There were three thoughts I was thinking,
that I was absolutely positive were accurate thoughts:

One, Xlormp was a space alien.

Two, there was part of him, and probably it was
all of him, that wanted to blow up my planet.

And three, I was really, really hungry for quesadillas.



GO. GO AND READ, AND DELIGHT IN THE PERFECTION OF THIS PARODY.

I could only stomach about half of the first Twilight book before I gave it up as a very, very bad job. But just let me say, this is exactly right.

WHY ARE YOU HERE? GO READ!