The Omnivorous Geek

I said I would, and now I am. It's my birthday and I'm having a commentfic meme just for me! roque_clasique started it and it was fun then so hopefully it'll be fun now. Only a few notes:

1. You are in no way obligated to participate.

2. ONLY I GIVE THE PROMPTS!!! ... And I reserve the right to answer my own prompts if no one else does. Addendum: Multiple fills are HIGHLY ENCOURAGED.

3. Gen is my favorite.

There will be a few fandoms here, and I'll try to update with any fills. Also, I'm working on a birthday story for my sister (yes, it was supposed to be done last Friday, hush up) that I will probably post later today.

Filled prompts:

Supernatural:

Raised from the Depths by authoressnebula Human!Castiel (grace drained, fallen, whatever) experiences almost drowning. Not fun!

Boys Gone Wild by haruslex Team Free Will goes hiking to find some sort of artifact or something lost in the woods. Sam and Dean hate camping, as we all know, but Castiel seems to like the trees or the rocks or something. It's weird. Castiel is weird. Nice, though.

The Very Mature Adventures of Cas and Ruby (The 4-inch Edition) by alocine_89 Crack! Castiel gets shrunk. Dean carries him around in his pocket. And he will never, ever admit that he kinda likes having a literal shoulder angel. (Bonus: It happens in S4 and Ruby gets shrunk, too, so Sam has a shoulder demon. And they slap fight.)

I...have no idea what this is. I'm up past my bedtime, okay by haruslex Castiel has had enough of these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking astral plane.

Boom Boom Fireworks by gleeker13 Bobby has a backyard cookout for his boys. ♥

Motherfucking Snakes on an Astral Plane Part 2 by maskedfangirl Castiel has had enough of these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking astral plane.

Do Like a Dog by trifletrot Weechester or Teenchester: Sam and Dean go swimming.

untitled by sinnerforhire When Dean gets suddenly sick or injured in the middle of a training exercise, drill-sergeant John remembers to be a dad.

As Companion to Four Fingers by roque_clasique Dean injures both of his thumbs and suddenly can't do a lot of things like open doors, do up buttons, hold a remote, and so on. At first he hates having to depend on Sam to do so much for him, but he eventually gets used to it.

To Forget the Din of the World by ratherastory Castiel meets Missouri sometime in S4. She's way too smart to get her eyes burned up, and she's not scared to smack him on the head and tell him he's being an idiot for not following his conscience.

Important Decisions by caffienekitty Jo and Ellen run into the boys on a hunt. Afterward, they unwind with movies and pizza in the motel.

The Stranger by the_spice One reason John was so willing to fall on his sword in 2.1 was because he'd met Castiel and he knew someone would be looking after his boys.

Hamster House by de_nugis Something with hamsters.

Sweet Tooth of the Lord by elsewhere_kels Jelly beans! Also Twizzlers.

bubblegumisebilrawr by mello_mcqueen John hates bubblegum. He hates it. From now on, that stuff is banned.

Taste the Rainbow by lassiterfics 2010-06-28 07:41 pm (local) (link) Select
God mojoed Cas up just a leeetle too much when He rezzed him, and now Castiel makes flowers and candy appear everywhere he walks. It's more annoying than nice.

Leverage:

Untitled by authoressnebula Five times Eliot protected Hardison.

Not-Quite-Chicken Soup For The Soul by alocine_89 By now they should all be used to the weird things Parker says and does, but somehow they aren't. And she is NOT a good cook and Hardison will NOT lie to spare her feelings.

5 x Hugs by mymuseandi Five times someone on the team got a hug.

Square Peg by faithburke

Iron Man:

Untitled by limegreenjillo Shockingly, Tony notices for once that Pepper is having a hard day. He makes her a sandwich as only he can.

Prison Break:

A Gift From Above by tahirire Michael has a bit of a breakdown and his cellie helps him.

Stargate: SG-1:

This Hallmark SG-1 moment is brought to you by Ancient Tech by zoemathemata SG-1: Daniel and Sam get hit with some sort of alien technology that makes them overly emotional. Cue extreme discomfort from Teal'c and Jack and the Wonder Twins crying on each other's shoulders.

Star Wars:

untitled by whistler_wren Young Master Obi-Wan takes brand-new Padawan Anakin on an excursion into the city for an afternoon. Lots of new things to see and experience for a boy from Tatooine, and Coruscant is big and bustling and amazing and pretty tiring after just a few hours. Obi-Wan starts to believe maybe he can have a relationship with this strange boy from the desert.

Criminal Minds:

Nobody needs to know by faithburke Garcia writes fanfiction. She'll never tell.

Crossovers:

SPN/Psych Sam & Shawn, post-case unshenanigans, PG by lassiterfics ...So psychics are real, huh?

SPN/Glee Ghosts by limegreenjillo Mercedes and Kurt prove that they are quite a bit fiercer than a ghost. Sam and Dean...don't have that much to do, actually.

SPN/Doctor Who: Allons-y by bellatemple Dean and Donna both have spazzy companions who are ancient, knowledgeable, spiky-haired, and wear long trench coats. (They also both have self-esteem issues despite their complete awesomeness, poor woobies.) THEY SHOULD MEET SOMEHOW.

DEAN AND DONNA ART by davincis_girl for the same prompt! :D

I has a new default icon! ::shows it off::

I'm very happy that you guys keep making me work to update the master list all the time.

Thanks to everyone who pimped!

And dudes, I'm gonna be gone allllllllll day long tomorrow (on a field trip to a dairy farm with my homeschoolin' sibs, mind you) and it makes me all kinds of sad. So much stuff has been preventing me from sitting on the party 24/7, and I'm not really okay with that. (Saw FOUR plays in the last four days. Four. Also a movie. THAT'S A LOT OF SITTING AND STARING AT SOMETHING WAY IN FRONT OF ME YOU GUYS.)

Castiel-Centric BAMF & Schmoop Fic, Art, and Vid Party



Welcome to the first commentfic/vid/art meme party in Maychoria!

(Yes, after thinking about what wanted from this, I realized that it was really All About Castiel. Because I love him. If you don't, I'm sorry, you probably won't enjoy this party. Have some cake?)

We have a two-fold theme: To celebrate the awesomeness that is BAMF!Cas (that's BadAss MotherFucker, fyi), and to get some more schmoop into fandom, which has been kind of heavy on the angst and angel-torture lately. Everything that includes one or both of these themes is welcome here: gen, Dean and Castiel friendship, Sam and Castiel friendship, Sam and Dean and Castiel friendship, Dean/Castiel, Sam/Castiel, het, other slash, preseries, crack, AU, future, fics, arts, vids, what have you. COME TO THE PARTY THERE IS CAKE FOR EVERYONE.

Naturally I expect there to be mostly stuff with Castiel, Dean, and Sam, or some variegation of the three (all three together is my favorite). But all are welcome as long as Castiel plays a role.

Rules:

1. One prompt per comment please, but post as many prompts as you like. Mention in your prompt if you prefer a pairing or something. If you don't mention it we'll assume anything is fine.

2. More than one response per prompt is fine. You may fill your own prompts.

3. When you answer a prompt, please put this information in your subject line: Title (untitled is fine), characters or pairings, rating, and any warnings or spoilers. F'rinstance:

Untitled, Dean/Castiel, PG, no warnings, 5.15 spoilers
That Thing with the Duck, Sam and Castiel, G, no warnings, no spoilers
In Babylon, Castiel and Uriel, PG13, gore, no spoilers

PIMP IT:

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Filled prompts:

Miracle Anti-Aging Cream by vikki De-aged Castiel. I don't care, just do it.

Untitled by lassiterfics 5.04 'verse. The first time Castiel tries drugs after he's de-angeled doesn't go too well. Dean talks him down.

Untitled by claudiapriscus Five times Castiel was hugged.

If I Ran the Zoo by unoshot A semi-depowered Castiel does something badass using his wits/human level strength/rock salt to save Sam and Dean during a hunt gone FUBAR. (Gen)

Late Night Visitor by grimmalie I have a thing about platonic sleep-cuddling. Indulge me. Dean, Sam, Castiel, whichever combination you choose.

Personal Space Invasions, Dean&Cas&Sam, PG, 5.14 spoilers [1/2] by lassiterfics Castiel gets cursed/blasted with hug!pollen/trickstered into needing hugs ALL THE TIME or else he'll die. Team Free Will gets with the huggin' to keep their angel alive. (Gen or pre-slash)

Untitled Art by faryfly Sam and Castiel take care of a duck.

Untitled Art by maskedfangirl Dean introduces Castiel to Disney movies.
ETA: Merchesters and Crabstiel by maskedfangirl !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ravelled Sleeve of Care, Sam, Dean, Castiel, pg (slashy gen), spoilers through 5.14, 1/2 by ariadnes_string I have a thing about platonic sleep-cuddling. Indulge me. Dean, Sam, Castiel, whichever combination you choose.

Mr. Floppers and Mittens, G, no warnings or spoilers by sockkiah Bunnies and ponies!

Castiel, sock puppet of the Lord | Castiel, Sam, Dean | G | no warnings by no_eight Fic and Art. Castiel discovers sock puppets and will only speak through the sock puppet of the Lord that he insists on wearing....Dean plans a horrible end to the puppet

untitled; Castiel, Anna, gen by blaskjar Castiel and Anna hanging out back in the old days before Anna ripped out her grace.

Early Morning Rain (Dean, Sam, Cas; Gen) by unoshot Song prompt: Early Morning Rain. I just have this image of de-powered Castiel, stuck on the ground unable to fly, watching the planes with envy. Definitely in need of schmoop.

Don't Cry for Me, Little Angel - Dean, Sam, Cas - PG13 - language, 5.14 spoilers by maychorian I just want TEARS. Like Cas crying, no BAWLING his eyes out. You pick the reason, I just want lots of tears and hugging and poor Cas being miserable. BECAUSE THERE CAN NEVER BE ENOUGH SAD!CAS FICS. NEVER.

Jesus loves you; however, the rest of the world. . . PG-13, language Sam, Dean, Castiel no spoilers by just_ruth Some everyday act of human unkindness seriously offends Castiel's angelic code (something like someone not giving up a seat to a senior citizen on the bus--though I don't know what Cas would be doing on a bus--but that kind of thing). Sam and Dean tell him not to sweat the small stuff, but Cas deals with it in his own BAMF way (not necessarily violent, just BAMF-y).

come in, she said, I'll give you shelter from the storm, G, Castiel, OFC by just_ruth Castiel helps an ordinary person. By being BAMF or otherwise. Or alternatively Average Joe helps Cas.

Party Hat, Dean and Cas and Sam, G, no warnings by sockkiah Sam and Dean randomly pick a day to celebrate Castiel's "birthday" and force him to wear a party hat. (Yes, inspired by the banner.)

In Which The Meeting of the Camp Chitaqua Book Club Comes To Order (Chuck, Cas; Gen) [1/2] by unoshot Cas and Chuck drink tea and discuss literature.

Castiel & Hunters comic by maskedfangirl Castiel is a tiger. He's just always been a tiger, okay. It's all very Calvin & Hobbes & their tall friend.

Chaos; Sam, Dean, Castiel; PG-13 (language & gore); no spoilers by xaara Castiel fights a DINOSAUR!

Cas vs. Dino in Crayon by sockkiah Castiel fights a DINOSAUR! (Art)

Pie; Cas, Dean, Sam; PG by Anonymous Dean and Castiel have a stare-off. Sam is the judge. Winner gets pie.

When an Angel Sleeps, Castiel, Dean, Sam, PG, no warnings, no spoilers by Anonymous The first time Cas falls asleep is in the back seat of the Impala. The second time, he wakes up and has no idea where he is.

Reminders by whistler_wren Castiel helping out with small things that also serve as a reminder that he is a BAMF. (The inspiration was that bit in My Bloody Valentine where he pushes the cabinet in front of the door. It was small, but awesome.)

Down With This Ship Go I (Dean, Castiel, Chuck, gen) by vikki Castiel has a sword. He should use it more often.

Galatea (Castiel, Zachariah, Dean) Gen, PG by haruslex What was Castiel up to during those forty years the angels laid siege to Hell?

Telephone [1/2]; Dean, Sam, Castiel; PG for language; no real spoilers by chibifrieza For some reason Castiel cannot reach the boys via the phone and almost did not arrive on time to save them from some monster. And because of that, Sam and Dean teaches him how to use E-MAIL. :)

Sick Day, Dean/Cas, pg-13, no warnings, general season 5 spoilers, but nothing specific by lisztful Sam and Dean get sniffly, whiny, head-achey colds at the same time. Cas rolls his eyes, but brings soup, because he's an awesome friend.

A Very Touching Story Part 1 (Cas/Winchesters, PG13) by haruslex Physical sensations, like emotions, are dulled for angels. After cutting ties with Heaven, Castiel begins to feel the effects of human contact, and he's fascinated by it. The Winchesters find this, uh, kinda awkward. (But maybe kinda nice in the end.)

his purpose first unfolded (Cas, Sam, Dean; Gen, G) 1/1 by gabby_silang The first time Cas falls asleep is in the back seat of the Impala. The second time, he wakes up and has no idea where he is.

And miles to go... (1/2, Castiel and Becky, Gen, PG) Part 2 by maskedfangirl Cas and Becky on a road trip.

Babel (Cas, Dean, Sam, Gen, G) by haruslex The ability to speak in modern English is actually an angel power... one of the many Castiel is loosing.

Sweet Tooth (Dean, Sam, Cas) PG Gen character spoiler from s5 by the_spice De-aged Sam and Dean. Castiel has to deal with two ferocious wee hunters who just want ice cream and their father. In that order.

Safe House (Castiel (Sam), gen) by vikki Castiel exhausts himself putting up new wards at Bobby's house.

Take One For the Team (Team Free Will, 2014, Gen) by vikki For some reason Cas ends up with a load of buckshot in his behind. Dean and Sam have to pick it out and patch him up!

Castiel Joins Greenpeace by 22by7 and haruslex His new name is Captain Planet.

Justice, Sam and Castiel, PG13, S5 spoilers by maychorian Gen. From the Newsboys' "Entertaining Angels": One to another, the feelings in between/ I won't let go/ Of all you taught me, alright./ Close as a brother, the way we used to be/ I hold my breath,/ And I wait for you to breathe.

Human-Life Crisis; Cas, Dean; Gen; No Spoilers by ferricent Castiel finds little ways to compensate for the powers he's losing.

X-Files/SPN Crossover Collaboration--there's Castiel and Scully and also Castiel/Scully and some other stuff and I don't know how to categorize it so just read it okay by lassiterfics, gabby_silang, 22by7, and unoshot Team Free Will encounters X-Files S4 Mulder & Scully. Castiel & Scully have warring Nosebleeds of Doom.

Refuge, Sam and Castiel, PG, 5.15 spoilera by maychorian Castiel can't come into Bobby's house after Castiel angel-proofed it.

Oh My God, Becky, Calm the Fuck Down - Everyone - PG13 - General S5 spoilers by maychorian Drunk!Cas. Rock Band. Go.

Warmer. Warmer. ; Cas, Sam, and Dean; PG-13?; no real spoilers. ferricent I really want a fic that deals with the oath Castiel made Dean swear in 4.21. It's worded interestingly, by which I mean, I'm pretty sure Dean swore himself to God, not to Heaven.

Messenger claudiapriscus I really want a fic that deals with the oath Castiel made Dean swear in 4.21. It's worded interestingly, by which I mean, I'm pretty sure Dean swore himself to God, not to Heaven.

Gotta Break a Few Eggs, Misha, Castiel, PG, no spoiler xaara Castiel has been put in charge of protecting a seal from being broken. The seal is a man named Misha Collins.

Rules of Engagement, Sam & preshlash Dean/Castiel, PG, no warnings by murron Dean thinks Castiel is awesome. And he doesn't mind showing it, for once.

Batman Doesn't Want Angel Hugs (Also, but Teddy Bears Love Them) by sockkiah Draw Castiel hugging someone or something - Winchesters, monsters, a fire hydrant, whatever you want.

Insult to Injury (Dean, Sam, Castiel, PG-13 by maskedfangirl Dean and Sam hunt a witch, and they nearly catch her with the help of Castiel. She escapes, super-pissed and casts a powerful spell on the falling angel. The spell? Any time either of the brothers say something remotely sarcastic, or hurtful (because that's how they can be, especially Dean), Castiel gets hurt, physically. Extra hurt if Castiel doesn't understand what their talking about (aka pop culture references). They don't get it first, until one brother gets all pissy and hurtful. Then guilty bros and schmoop time?

As It Was In The Beginning; Castiel, wee!Sammy and wee!Dean; gen; no spoilers by chibifrieza Castiel goes back in time and eats Sghabettios with wee little Sam.

Tit for Tat - Dean, Castiel, also Sam - PG13 - spoilers through 5.14 - 1/3 by maychorian Team Free Will: Bible Camp - Angels are susceptible to PTSD too, especially if they're losing their mojo.

Surprise Pie (Bobby, Castiel, PG, Spoilers for 5.15) by maskedfangirl A really ill Cas shows up at Bobby's when the boys aren't there. Bobby has to care for him until they get back. I'd love to see lots of bonding and protective/worried Bobby. :-D

Untitled Drabble by haruslex Dean tries getting Castiel to wear different clothes.

This tired soul of mine. . . (PG) spoiler - Sam detoxing again by just_ruth When Castiel's faith starts to waver, Sam tries to shore it up, even though he's not sure he has any of his own anymore.

Packaging Matters (Team Free Will, gen/het/slashy?, no spoilers) Part 2 by vikki Because he has a powerful enemy tailing him, Castiel decides to meet up with the boys in disguise - as a woman! He wears his disguise so well, that Dean AND Sam hit on him at the bar he meets them in. Afterwards...both Dean and Sam have some confused feelings about Cas.

We Bring You This Breaking News (Castiel (Dean, Sam), violence, no spoilers) by vikki Castiel goes up against something way bigger than he is. And it's not even to protect Sam or Dean--just some random civilian. The Winchesters see it, though.

These make me...very happy. by sweetsigh Draw Castiel hugging someone or something - Winchesters, monsters, a fire hydrant, whatever you want.

For Destruction, Ice (Dean, Castiel) croatverse by haruslex Cas can't find Dean's amulet.

Every Word That Comes Forth (Castiel/Dean, PG) by haruslex Castiel in the desert. A retelling of the temptations of Christ.

Suffer A Witch [1/3]; Sam, Dean, Castiel; PG, no spoilers by chibifrieza Team Free Will is cursed to speak in iambic pentameter.

Void - Team Free Will - PG13 - Scariness? by maychorian Castiel gets trapped in a enclosed, warded space - car trunk for example, and has a bit of a panic until Dean or Sam gets him out. Hugs too please.

Hold On -G, Sam, Castiel no warnings, no spoliers by just_ruth Sam thought no one would come for him. He was wrong. (BAMF!Cas.)

Wherefore the Elephant Toaster? (Sam, Dean, Cas; rated H for fruit bowl) Warning: dadaism. by lassiterfics Team Free Will is cursed to speak in dadaist poetry.

Genesis (Cas, Lucifer; Gen but also R for sex, drugs, rock'n'roll) by unoshot 5x04verse. Cas survives. Lucifer finds him, and for some reason decides to keep him around.

Suave & Supernatural (Dean/Castiel, PG) by haruslex It is a truth universally acknowledged that a single hunter in possession of an Impala must be in want of an itinerant angel.

Have a cookie? Gen, Cas, OFC, random acts of kindness by grimmalie Response to "Castiel helps an ordinary person. By being BAMF or otherwise. Or alternatively Average Joe helps Cas."

Enough now, Castiel and Dean, a little blood, no spoilers by hrymfaxe Castiel exhausts himself putting up new wards at Bobby's house.

We got you - PG for language (Team Free Will) by hereare_mysins Something after the last episode that gives them ALL schmoop and hugs. PLEASE. :(

Sleeping Beauty in the Backseat (Dean/Cas, PG, Spoilers for 5.16) by maskedfangirl Cas sleeping in the back of the Impala with his trench coat draped over him. GEN or Dean/Cas

Untitled by zoemathemata Castiel-transformed-into-an-animal (your choice which and how) really really likes having his ears rubbed. When he gets changed back, he still likes it.

Holy Shit, You're One of a Kind - PG for Language (Team Free Will) by hereare_mysins Castiel is surprised and touched by something Dean and/or Sam do for him.

Chuck introduces Castiel to romantic comedies. by seahorse_4215 Platonic cuddles and popcorn!

this is what gabe had to say about it by vikki Um, what Gabe had to say about what happened to Cas after 4.22. Vikki told me not to archive it but I did anyway. \o/

untitled by quiddative One day while watching children in the park and sitting very still, Castiel finds a bird building a nest in his coat pocket. The bird lays eggs, and Castiel protects them while going about his apocalyptic mission, even though Sam and Dean think it's stupid. (Happy ending, please!)

untitled by zoemathemata Castiel-transformed-into-an-animal (your choice which and how) really really likes having his ears rubbed. When he gets changed back, he still likes it.

Apple of my Eye by quiddative Dean/Castiel. Dean and Castiel have a contest to see who can come up with the most awful shmoopy nicknames for the other, to gross out Sam.

by lisztful I want Castiel to start giving up hope, then Dean jumps in with something like "Look, I know you expect some profound shit, but I can't give you that. Just hold on for now, ok?"

POETIC JUSTICE; Sam, Dean, Castiel; PG for language; Warning: Poetry. by chibifrieza Team Free Will are cursed to speak in poetry.

Sleeping Beauty in the Backseat (Dean/Cas, PG, Spoilers for 5.16) Part 1/2 by maskedfangirl Cas sleeping in the back of the Impala with his trench coat draped over him. GEN or Dean/Cas

Jabberwocky (Dean/Cas, Sam) G or NC17, depending on your definition of 'nurdle' by haruslex Team Free Will fights the Jabberwock.