The Omnivorous Geek

Dear Work,

Please don't give me anymore giant proofing projects for the rest of November, okay? Especially huge ones that need to be done the next day. Is not fair.

Love, Laura


Dear NaNo Book,

Okay, Muffin and Limey wanted to speak in slang. That was fun and okay. But, oh, Malonki Rube, why must you insist on being ENTIRELY alien with your very own way of looking at things and describing them in twice-removed language in your head? You make things difficult. On the other hand, is very pretty language and me likes.

Love, Laura


Dear Weather,

WHY YOU SO COLD TO ME???

Love, Laura


Dear Tortilla Chips and Cheese,

You were not a satisfactory dinner.

Love, Laura


Dear Bluff Cheque,

I'm coming!!!

Love, Laura