maychorian | This is sort of a problem

I have trouble listening to the news lately, because every time they talk about Tropical Storms, I don't think about dangerous winds and flooding and stuff. To me, that sounds like a delicious drink. Like a pineapple-mango smoothie with a strawberry stuck on the edge of the glass. And I just get all thirsty.

And then they talk about hurricanes, and that's scary, yeah. But then they get "downgraded" to Tropical Storms again, cuz I guess they lost their RAM? And I feel a strong urge to go to Dairy Queen.

Dubya Tee Eff, brain.