I'm Paddy O'Paddy from Ireland City, Ireland

[maychorian]

If you need a song about drinking, Ceann is the band for you. In honor of the day, I offer Green Beer. Someday I will get together that fanmix I keep meaning to make of Celtic music that reminds me of Dean and Sam. (Right now it's just a playlist called Paddy O'Winchester.) Man, I love Celtic music.

Green Beer

They only make it once a year
That's all right by me
Don't look too safe as far as I can see
So we'll only order three
But three became four and four became ten
Tell me, what's my name again?
I'm Paddy O'Paddy from Ireland City, Ireland

It's queerer than a three-dollar bill
Hey, that's mighty queer
Looks like a leprechaun took a dump
Right inside my beer
But I'm gonna drink it, yes I am
St. Patrick's Day is here again
I'm Paddy O'Paddy from Ireland City, Ireland

Far across the sea
My grandparents traveled in 1893
They slaved underground
Mining ore and mining coal
In some God-forsaken hole
So that once a year we can drink green beer
Chug shamrock shakes while my best friends cheer (chug chug chug)
Saying "Kiss me, I'm Irish," singing "Danny boy"
Till all the old ladies get annoyed
Oh, what a wonderful day!

I think I've had too much drink
I think we all agree
Green beer makes your wiener shrink
That's why it's almost free
Cuz if you drink green beer then your poop turns green
If you don't flush it down it makes your girlfriend mean
I'm Paddy O'Paddy from Ireland City, Ireland

They only make it once a year
That's all right by me
Don't look too safe as far as I can see
So we'll only order three
But three became four and four became ten
Tell me, what's my name again?
I'm Paddy O'Paddy from Ireland City, Ireland