From Twitter 04-30-2010

[maychorian]

• 16:58:11: @siterlas DON'T TALK LIKE THAT. ::weeps copiously::
  
• 18:23:18: New LJ Post: Comment Policy http://bit.ly/9lIVX3
  
• 18:58:25: This data entry stuff is making me crazy. I think things like, "How do you select multiple BOM in DBA?"
  
• 18:58:40: I feel like I have become someone who KNOWS TOO MUCH.
  
• 18:59:04: I should go home and work on my big bang.
  
• 19:11:18: Um, anyone else's friends page appear to not be updating?
  
• 19:21:57: The database is taking FIFTEEN FREAKING SECONDS to perform this very simple function and I need to do it like a million times. ARGLEBARGLE.
  
• 19:22:29: So I feel justified in websurfing while I wait. It's like, just enough time for a tweet.
  
• 19:45:50: @Mello_McQueen Obviously he stopped watched sitcoms after the nineties. He's old school, Zachariah is. Was.
  
• 19:55:56: I got my IRS return, almost 1k, wut. I need to pay bills, but then...Camera? I'd like a camera. Also a job. But a camera for taking rat pics
  
• 19:56:30: Maybe upgrade my netbook so it'll go a little faster. A computer monitor for my awful eyes. ... I should stop thinking about this.
  
• 20:57:26: And I come home from a long hard day of data entry...to find that my sister and mother are watching New Moon in the living room. WHY GOD WHY
  
• 20:59:19: MY HOME HAS BEEN VIOLATED I NO LONGER FEEL SAFE HERE. #unnecessarybutprovokedmelodrama
  
• 21:03:46: Also, this bag of Chex Mix Turtles needs more pecans, fewer peanuts. In fact, NO PEANUTS WHATSOEVER. Because you know what?
  
• 21:04:18: PEANUTS DON'T GO IN TURTLES. Those are...peanut caramel clusters. Or something. Not REMOTELY the same.
  
• 21:04:58: FML. My life sucks right now. New Moon and no pecans in my Turtles Chex Mix. I DECLARE A MISTRIAL.
  
• 21:09:17: Also, I DEMAND A RECOUNT. The last half hour should not count. Toward...something. Goofy teenage goths and no pecans. Wuhtehfuh.
  
• 21:12:04: ...Huh. Life suddenly provided me with red pepper strips and ranch-style dip. ..............................................................
  
• 21:12:39: ... Okay, Life, you get one more shot. BUT I'VE GOT MY EYE ON YOU.
  
• 21:20:49: Gah, these kids such at acting. I'm just hearing from the other room and it's terrible.
  
• 21:21:58: And what is this whiny music and why is it the soundtrack for a supposed vampire assassin running through the forest? I'm so confused.
  
• 21:25:16: Also, such means suck in the second to last tweet.
  
• 21:25:32: Speaking of second to last, I cannot wait for next Thursday.
  
• 22:04:33: ...There is a book called VAMPIRATES sitting on a chair in our basement. ... I don't know what to say about that. ... Except AWESOME.
  

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